Politics Hardens Nipples
January 20, 2004
As my friend and I walked through the cold in our shirts I wanted to scream to the smokers in front of the library, “My friend’s nipples are getting hard — sign his nomination form!” But these days I have to be careful not to freak people out.
The campaign period for Laurier’s student elections officially opens tomorrow, but the place is already abuzz: rumours abound, people are gathering signatures, and my friend’s nipples are visibly hardening.
Unfortunately, I cannot describe anything in detail until after tomorrow’s all candidates’ meeting. Silly rules were put in place to discourage open discourse before the official campaign period. Since apathy is rampant at Laurier, we don’t want to get people excited about student politics too early …
Posted by Tudor at 11:55 PM in Politics | TrackBackI don’t think “silly” rules were put in place in order to hinder the campaign. However, I do believe that there is indeed a purpose to all rules present within society. The question is attempting to figure out: what is the purpose behind rules? Not rules in general, but specific rules?
p.s. what is the sound of one hand clapping?
p.s.s. come to paddy’s on wednesday night, and then ‘we’ can truly debate this!!!!!
Posted by: lou-lee / tyne on January 21, 2004 at 01:31 AMAll your blogs are beginning to sound alike, Tudor. There’s a terrible sameness to them that tests my patience and leaves me kinda bored. I think I’ll stop reading them now.
Posted by: ABX on January 22, 2004 at 07:59 PMWell, fuck you too — I certainly did not ask you to read my blogs. I am not your fucking entertainment, you piece of human excrement, and if you want to get bored you can do so elsewhere!
Posted by: Tudor on January 22, 2004 at 08:04 PMlou-lee! I never made it to Paddy’s this Wednesday. Write me details and I’ll be there next week! (tudor [at] wluexposed [dot] org)
Posted by: Tudor on January 23, 2004 at 10:58 AMABX, this actually did happen. There’s no shock value here, I was complaining about the cold and said my nipples were hard. It’s nothing terrible, just something silly. So STFU.
Posted by: Craig on January 23, 2004 at 11:19 AMDon’t mind “ABX.” He’s one of Brian’s internet people, and as such he comes across as unpleasantly arrogant. He is not objecting to the incident I described, but rather he has this damn idea that I’m here to entertain him.
Posted by: Tudor on January 23, 2004 at 09:09 PM