January 2004 Archives
Ease even to the Sole of my Feet
Katie and I took off our shoes during yesterday’s fringe rehearsal and measured our feet against each other. My sole felt incredibly warm as I pressed it against hers, and I smiled. Her feet, it seems, are nearly as big…Continue reading "Ease even to the Sole of my Feet"
Posted by Tudor on Jan 30, 2004 in Friends & Lovers
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Taking Off
Encounters with Trevor are always pleasantly random. I was walking through the concourse with a stack of posters under my arm, when he shouted and hit me with strange objects to get my attention. It was Trevor’s magic behind the…Continue reading "Taking Off"
Posted by Tudor on Jan 28, 2004 in Politics
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Snow Day
Last night’s snowstorm forced both universities to close for the day, but unlike some people, the closure didn’t upset me too much. I got to sleep in, and once the storm stopped I shovelled the snow for two hours, snot…Continue reading "Snow Day"
Posted by Tudor on Jan 27, 2004 in Various Positions
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Through a Glass, Darkly
Yesterday, Heather and I started talking about my blog as soon as I arrived, 15 minutes late, to take her shopping. I said something stupid on our way downtown, where my visionary Indian friend was waiting for us. “My blog…Continue reading "Through a Glass, Darkly"
Posted by Tudor on Jan 25, 2004 in Ideas & Images
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Image
The army supply store has everything I need to jumpstart the revolution. This morning I bought myself a beret, and I would have bought a military jacket too until Heather reminded me that nobody at Laurier cares enough to start…Continue reading "Image"
Posted by Tudor on Jan 24, 2004 in Politics
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Got a Heart
With surprising dexterity, Katie shaped me a heart out of the sports page of The Star at Friday’s Fringe rehersal. I now have a newspaper heart, which, I must say, is the coolest thing ever….Continue reading "Got a Heart"
Posted by Tudor on Jan 24, 2004 in Friends & Lovers
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And all shall cry Beware, Beware
Trevor and I burned newspapers in his backyard for reasons neither of us understood.Continue reading "And all shall cry Beware, Beware"
Posted by Tudor on Jan 23, 2004 in Politics
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Door-in-the-face Technique
I nearly smacked Brian in the face with a door as I was running around the school with my election papers yesterday morning. In my rush, I forcefully kicked a door open without realizing that Brian’s face was on the…Continue reading "Door-in-the-face Technique"
Posted by Tudor on Jan 22, 2004 in Politics
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Politics Hardens Nipples
As my friend and I walked through the cold in our shirts I wanted to scream to the smokers in front of the library, “My friend’s nipples are getting hard — sign his nomination form!” But these days I have…Continue reading "Politics Hardens Nipples"
Posted by Tudor on Jan 20, 2004 in Politics
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Blogging and Representation
Many interesting ideas about blogs and their role in the political process are coming from University of Waterloo bloggers, which is not surprising considering that UW’s blogging network is significantly stronger and more active than Laurier’s. At the beginning of…Continue reading "Blogging and Representation"
Posted by Tudor on Jan 18, 2004 in Politics
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Swallow
Laughing with a mouth full of marshmallows is painful, and last night I hated Jason for being too damn funny while I was struggling to control my body. Convulsing with laughter and drooling all over myself, I tried telling…Continue reading "Swallow"
Posted by Tudor on Jan 17, 2004 in Friends & Lovers
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Pussies in Heat
While sipping my tea I thought how wonderful and kind it would be to start masturbating all the cats in heat I come across.Continue reading "Pussies in Heat"
Posted by Tudor on Jan 14, 2004 in Friends & Lovers
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Aimless Drifting
I gave Heather no cactuses, street signs, or other gifts of darkness on her birthday. By the time I made my way uptown most shops were closed, and as I found out two days ago, street signs are impossible to…Continue reading "Aimless Drifting"
Posted by Tudor on Jan 11, 2004 in Ideas & Images
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Quest
I got on my bike last night and made my way to the edge of town to gather gifts of darkness for Heather. It was colder than hell at 2:30 in the morning, but I was prepared: I had a…Continue reading "Quest"
Posted by Tudor on Jan 09, 2004 in Friends & Lovers
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Student Election
The nomination packages for the 2004 WLU student elections are finally out, and I’ll be spending the next two weeks collecting signatures and preparing my campaign. I’m pretty damn excited about this — my head is swarming with ideas, visions,…Continue reading "Student Election"
Posted by Tudor on Jan 08, 2004 in Politics
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Has loneliness led you into ecstasy?
Cohen’s Beautiful Losers set my loins on fire, hard-on struggling to escape the confines of my pants. Last night I finished reading the book again, lost in words, unmeaning, and poetry. The words were pornographic, ecstatic, full of sound… “Fuck…Continue reading "Has loneliness led you into ecstasy?"
Posted by Tudor on Jan 08, 2004 in Writing & the Media
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Breeding Monsters
I asked three of my friend to help me change my image, and last night we started playing with chains and hair gel. Heather brought hair-styling products to transform me into something more presentable, but Fraser and Shrish had…Continue reading "Breeding Monsters"
Posted by Tudor on Jan 06, 2004 in Friends & Lovers
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Cool Shades
Fraser inspired me to get a pair of sunglasses and to wear them indoors at night. The shades look fantastic especially when I’m all decked out in black, and tonight everybody wanted to try them out. In small ways,…Continue reading "Cool Shades"
Posted by Tudor on Jan 04, 2004 in Friends & Lovers
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Smooth Ride
Today’s trip to Canadian Tired was followed by an intense bike repair session in my garage. A new chain and a bit of lubrication made everyone happy — my bike is now smooth as hell, and though my fingers…Continue reading "Smooth Ride"
Posted by Tudor on Jan 03, 2004 in Bike Rides
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Newness
Winter is depressing in KW, especially when all the elaborate attempts to flee the boredom of the city fail. My trip to Florida got cancelled, my plan to hitchhike to New Brunswick was slightly unrealistic, and last night I…Continue reading "Newness"
Posted by Tudor on Jan 01, 2004 in Various Positions
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