February 2004 Archives
Bleeding
Fraser grabbed me when we got off stage and humped my leg violently while holding me against a wall.Continue reading "Bleeding"
Posted by Tudor on Feb 28, 2004 in Friends & Lovers
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Revolting
Surprisingly, my Fringe performance was a lot less stressful than the Board of Directors meeting that followed right after. The stage transformed us all into beautiful creatures striving to destroy each other with pillows, fists, and desire. When the curtain…Continue reading "Revolting"
Posted by Tudor on Feb 27, 2004 in Politics
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Day in Fragments
It was her eyes that convinced Jeff to lay flat across our three pairs of knees as we rolled up his shirt to see his nipples.Continue reading "Day in Fragments"
Posted by Tudor on Feb 25, 2004 in Friends & Lovers
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Stay Calm
Early this evening, Kristine and I jumped on a bus and traveled half way across the city to interview The Home Team, a Canadian Indie rock band currently touring in Southern Ontario. We met them in the Circus Room before…Continue reading "Stay Calm"
Posted by Tudor on Feb 23, 2004 in Friends & Lovers
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Something in the Air
Running Late Yesterday at 6 o’clock in the evening I rushed outside with two bananas in my hand. I waited until 6pm just to be sure I’ll be late for my 6:30 meeting with Heather — the walk from my…Continue reading "Something in the Air"
Posted by Tudor on Feb 22, 2004 in Friends & Lovers
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Navel Gazing
Not only does Heather dislike the environment — “we shouldn’t sacrificed our standard of living,” she said — but she also has strong feelings about my blog. This was enough to start a heated conversation on MSN last night. Heatha:…Continue reading "Navel Gazing"
Posted by Tudor on Feb 20, 2004 in Writing & the Media
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Catch 22
A profane old man appears suddenly in the middle of Catch 22, spews out blasphemies for a couple of pages, and disappears again. Amazed, I had to read the passage twice this morning — the lecherous old man resembles me…Continue reading "Catch 22"
Posted by Tudor on Feb 19, 2004 in Writing & the Media
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Good to Eat a Thousand Years
In the beginning I was clumsy and nervous so I kept poking myself in the thigh with the fork balanced on my lap.Continue reading "Good to Eat a Thousand Years"
Posted by Tudor on Feb 18, 2004 in Ideas & Images
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Dicking Around
I spent my Valentine’s Day pondering how to scan my genitals and display them on the Internet. Since I have a scanner, a penis, and a certain eagerness to take my clothes off, I figured that I can contribute some…Continue reading "Dicking Around"
Posted by Tudor on Feb 16, 2004 in Ideas & Images
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Media
As soon as the Cord arrived on campus, I picked a copy and eagerly flipped through it looking for my puzzled and dishevelled picture. I found it right beneath a feature article on democracy. “Now that I’ve been elected,” the…Continue reading "Media"
Posted by Tudor on Feb 13, 2004 in Writing & the Media
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How to Please Tudor
She reached out and pealed two words off my body, tenderly affixing them to her left breast: nipple, lick.Continue reading "How to Please Tudor"
Posted by Tudor on Feb 12, 2004 in Friends & Lovers
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Call me Crazy
It doesn’t take much to convince people that I’m crazy: I just have to say a couple of objectionable things while waving my arms, and everyone around me will assume the worst. Twenty minutes after I sat down in my…Continue reading "Call me Crazy"
Posted by Tudor on Feb 10, 2004 in Politics
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Feeling Cold
A sore throat and cold shivers have been keeping me up at night. I want to blame my cold on the handshakes I received on the campaign trail, but it would be more fair to blame it on the unsanitary…Continue reading "Feeling Cold"
Posted by Tudor on Feb 08, 2004 in Various Positions
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Vivre la Difference!
I was asleep at 3:30 am when the election results were announced at Wilf’s, so I only got to savour my political victory late in the morning. Wow … it took three years of cunning persistence and two unsuccessful political…Continue reading "Vivre la Difference!"
Posted by Tudor on Feb 07, 2004 in Politics
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WLUSU Elections 2004
We knew someone fucked up when election officials called an unprecedented all candidates’ meeting as soon as the polls closed at 7 PM. Men in red went around late in the afternoon telling all the candidates on the campaign…Continue reading "WLUSU Elections 2004"
Posted by Tudor on Feb 06, 2004 in Politics
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Sugar
In my pockets this morning I found a plastic spoon and two bags of sugar among more mundane objects like crumpled napkins, keys, and receipts. I stopped using sugar and utensils seven months ago. Puzzled, I held the fragile…Continue reading "Sugar"
Posted by Tudor on Feb 04, 2004 in Friends & Lovers
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Smoke and Mirrors
Jason gave me a cigarette on our way back to the University. I like it when people offer me an honest taste of death, so I accepted Jason’s offer as we continued our walk. This was my second cigarette since…Continue reading "Smoke and Mirrors"
Posted by Tudor on Feb 02, 2004 in
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It’s Coming
Stress levels will skyrocket from now until voting day as the election campaign kicks into high gear. There are just four more days to organize support and get the message out, so these days the conspiratorial meetings are tinged with…Continue reading "It's Coming"
Posted by Tudor on Feb 01, 2004 in Politics
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