April 21, 2004

Trevor’s dinghy changed my life. I’m now seriously considering starting a business to ferry people up and down the river all day long. It would be quite profitable, I imagine. Kids would pay an arm and a leg for a river adventure, and I’m sure their little limbs are in high demand on the black market.

This is my most inspired idea to date, more inspired even than my plan to manufacture oozing vagina beds. But before I implement it, I would love to have some help testing the waters, as it were. I’m offering free rides down the river for the next 3 weeks!

Now taking bookings.