May 25, 2004

While showering I discovered that I can touch my toes without bending my knees. I was impressed because I was never flexible — even as a kid I had to cheat and slightly bend my knees to reach my toes. If this keeps up I’ll soon be able to suck my own cock without much effort. As warm water washed over me, my toes curled anticipating pleasure.

I was thinking about all this while writing to Heather today. She’s in England feeling oppressed by the class system. Servants are treated like dogs — fed leftovers and everything. “Tell them to suck themselves,” I wanted to write but didn’t. I doubt my advice would make her working environment more pleasant. Now that she’s gone across the ocean, I miss her even though the two of us argue fiercely when we’re together. And I feel bad I don’t even have any good advice to offer.