July 30, 2004

And now for something totally different:

Then the storm began, bringing thunder and lightening, and because my tent was pleasantly warm I decided to take off all of my clothes and masturbate to the sound of rain. For a while it felt incredible!

But I had to stop once the tent’s floor started resembling a leaky waterbed. Luckily, due to extreme foresight (and sheer laziness) I did not nail in my tent so I got out and moved it to a dryer spot in the middle of torrential rains while wearing a hastily pulled-up pair of Speedos.

I dropped the Speedos in a puddle outside, and used my dirty clothes to clean up the wet floor. Thank god for all those extra pairs of underwear I decided to take along — I knew they’d be useful someday. And cleaning up dirty floors with a rag while naked is quite a turn on — I will do this more often. But now, back to the previously scheduled masturbation.