How to Trim Your Pubic Hair
August 28, 2004
It will be hard to explain the obscene amount of pubic hair left on the bathroom floor.
“Is it yours?” she’ll demand, “because it sure as hell it ain’t your fathers?”
You’ll have to come up with something before she’ll start ranting again about how abnormal you are, how unlike your father.
“My friend came over,” you’ll explain as her eyes will widen.
“And he shaved his pubic hair on our bathroom floor?”
“Well, you know how he is,” you’ll say, shrugging your shoulders. “Besides, he needed a hand.”
She won’t know what to say to that, so she’ll shuffle out of the room leaving you to scratch your crotch. You’ll feel uncomfortable down there (and around your mother) for the next couple of days. That’s what you get for leaving your pubes on the bathroom floor.
Posted by Tudor at 11:01 PM in How To | TrackBackwhat’s the problem? cut them in shower! if they clog the drain, pull ‘em out at the end. if they don’t clog, who cares… they’re gone.
Posted by: Visionary Indian Friend on August 29, 2004 at 11:32 AMgood tip, but hair gets caught in other hair, so when you towel off it flies everywhere.
Posted by: Tudor on August 29, 2004 at 12:54 PMWhy not use a broom to sweep them up?
Men without glasses can be oblivious to inconsequential things like pubic hair left behind on a bathroom floor.
Posted by: Tudor on August 30, 2004 at 12:31 AM