Blue Balls
March 07, 2005
Every winter a giant snow phallus materializes in the middle of Wilson field, promting members of the Women’s Centre to dismantle it in a public and sometimes violent ritual.
This year’s 7 ft. phallus is more elaborate than its previous incarnations: it has red veins, pubic hair, and blue balls. Clearly, a lot of sexual frustration went into erecting it.
I didn’t do it!
Posted by Tudor at 12:30 PM in Various Positions | TrackBacki suppose the intention was not to make the male genitalia look more attractive
Posted by: karen on March 07, 2005 at 12:25 PMpoor giant phallus. Someone should give it a scarf or something
Posted by: sra on March 07, 2005 at 04:53 PMHow did I NOT see that?
Posted by: Laura on March 07, 2005 at 05:04 PMMaybe the women’s centre puts it up themselves so they can have the satisfaction of demonizing and dismantling a massive symbol of male hegemony in public?
Posted by: Chris on March 07, 2005 at 05:25 PMK., male genitalia in general doesn’t look too attractive (my testicles give me little to brag about).
Chris, the women’s centre is sometimes sneaky like that; and we have no evidence they didn’t do it.
And unfortunately the phallus fell over today. This time it was the rain, not the women’s centre, that did it in. The blue balls, however, are still there ;).
Posted by: Tudor on March 07, 2005 at 06:44 PMTudor, I don’t believe you for a minute. You spent all night creating it, carving it, and just generally touching it, did you?
Posted by: Indefual on March 07, 2005 at 07:49 PMBoo! I missed it this year. I saw it this morning after the rain got to it. But wow, whoever did do it did an awesome job.
Posted by: Shirley on March 07, 2005 at 08:30 PMArrgh, I missed it this year too!! Damn. Nice picture though!
Posted by: Jackie on March 07, 2005 at 11:38 PMLol, I suppose I had the pleasure of watching the people who made it spray paint it.
Posted by: Jason on March 08, 2005 at 07:03 AMI want names, damn it!
Posted by: Tudor on March 08, 2005 at 09:59 AM