Nothing
April 01, 2005
The day brought no acceptance letters, just an endless stream of coffee, urine, and angry masturbation in empty basements. Thus, aside from the pseudo-rejection, it wasn’t much different from other days.
More soon …
Posted by Tudor at 11:55 PM in Various Positions | TrackBackAh, angry masturbation - what would we do without it?
Posted by: Bryan on April 02, 2005 at 03:12 AMawwww, Muffin.
Posted by: Laura on April 02, 2005 at 10:57 AMThe Muffin Man is seated at the table in the laboratory of the Utility Muffin Research kitchen. Reaching for an oversized chrome spoon, he gathers an intimate quantity of dried muffin remnants and brushing his scapular aside procceds to dump these inside of his shirt. He turns to us and speaks:
Some people like cupcakes better. I for one care less for them!
Posted by: Tudor on April 02, 2005 at 12:24 PMfrank zappa! ack! the illinois enema bandit!
Posted by: karen on April 02, 2005 at 12:41 PMI think you should know, Tudor, that U of T doesn’t post their acceptances online and they mail out the letters ON April 1st. I just thought you should know that all is not yet lost. So quit your angry masterbating, and have a nice cup of tea while you wait. :)
Posted by: Alysia on April 02, 2005 at 04:15 PMThe answer is no. May I resume my angry masturbating now?
Posted by: Tudor on April 15, 2005 at 01:49 AM