I want to live and I want to Love
April 22, 2005
I want to catch something that I might be ashamed of
My warts aren’t very sexy — they’re on my feet. I went to see a doctor yesterday and she told me that all that running around shoeless through summer and winter did me no good. As a punishment, liquid nitrogen will be poured into my veins for the next six weeks. And I’m not allowed to shower with people until I’m cured. Well, that fucks up those plans.
After my visit to the doctor I went to see Craig, who gave me the best thank you card I’ve ever received. “You’re my personal Jesus, you crazy sonofabitch,” he wrote. I’m not exactly sure what he was thanking me for. Having warts on my feet instead of my genitals, I guess.
Posted by Tudor at 09:10 PM in Various Positions | TrackBackYou should never never never run around barefoot. And listen to me because I am Queen Champion of the Universe, I know what’s best.
Posted by: CaptainPoultry on April 22, 2005 at 10:58 PMI hate running around barefoot- who knows what I may step in/on. I sentence you to six weeks of wearing socks. Seriously, Tudor, that sucks. Hope your feet recover soon.
P.S. You can always shower with *someone* if you wear those aqua-socks.
Posted by: jules on April 23, 2005 at 02:04 AMWear your rubber boots… ;)
Posted by: martin on April 23, 2005 at 09:23 AMthat is the best suggestion ever! wow. thanks.
Posted by: Tudor on April 23, 2005 at 11:22 AMHA! I KNEW that was The Smith’s!! (Do you really want to go down in musical history too?) Awesome. I’m slowly infultrating your head! Ha HA! wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
Posted by: Laura on April 23, 2005 at 03:45 PMRules were made to be broken, Tudor..
Posted by: Dave on April 24, 2005 at 02:35 AM