April 2005 Archives
Small Things
Small things make me happy — like being able to bite my own nails. Since my jaw got infected last week there hasn’t been much (satisfying) nail-biting going on, and I’ve been miserable. “I could bite them for you,” Laura…Continue reading "Small Things"
Posted by Tudor on Apr 30, 2005 in Various Positions
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Coincidences
I read a few blogs this morning (while pills made my ears ring) and saw patterns and meaning emerge. It’s funny how lives intersect: Item 1. Some wonderful people shared a moment of musical intensity this Tuesday — I…Continue reading "Coincidences"
Posted by Tudor on Apr 28, 2005 in Various Positions
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London and Rain
Despite drowning it in booze on Saturday, one of my wisdom teeth decided to get infected: it swelled, it bled, and it made me droll all over myself. Sunday morning my mouth was alive with pain and twitching. My…Continue reading "London and Rain"
Posted by Tudor on Apr 27, 2005 in Here & There
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Beer and Speeches
Immediately after I finished my last exam, Bernard and I rushed down King St. in the rain, weary of missing the brewery tour organized by Student Publications. When I panic I walk faster; to compensate, Bernard slowed his stroll to…Continue reading "Beer and Speeches"
Posted by Tudor on Apr 25, 2005 in Friends & Lovers
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Forgive us our Trespasses
Yesterday I saw God wander down the highway clothed in a pillar of cloud. He seemed shaky and unsure of himself, his essence spinning and spewing forth across the asphalt. He hummed gently as he drew near, and my…Continue reading "Forgive us our Trespasses"
Posted by Tudor on Apr 23, 2005 in Various Positions
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I want to live and I want to Love
I want to catch something that I might be ashamed of My warts aren’t very sexy — they’re on my feet. I went to see a doctor yesterday and she told me that all that running around shoeless through summer…Continue reading "I want to live and I want to Love"
Posted by Tudor on Apr 22, 2005 in Various Positions
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Girls and Rain
Girls are wonderful and distracting. I was still in my pyjamas, flipping through textbooks Tuesday morning, when Laura showed up — she had just finished her exams and was taking a break from killing spiders. I’ll only finish my…Continue reading "Girls and Rain"
Posted by Tudor on Apr 21, 2005 in Friends & Lovers
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Tags
Tags are fantastic — I just labeled some of my photos and I’m startled by the satisfying kaleidoscope of images they create. Wow! Fishes, signs, rocks, leaves, nakedness and more. The effects of tagging are even more impressive on an…Continue reading "Tags"
Posted by Tudor on Apr 20, 2005 in Ideas & Images
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Crows and the Flapping of Wings
I was reading on a Sunday afternoon, waiting for Laura to finish her shift, when the crow circled hesitantly above me. He saw me eating my nuts and shook his black wings, cryingon the nearby branches. The crow looked…Continue reading "Crows and the Flapping of Wings"
Posted by Tudor on Apr 19, 2005 in Friends & Lovers
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Photos and Yummy Tags
For some reason, I was dressed in pink when I grabbed Helen’s ass in the hallway one afternoon. “You look good in pink,” she said as her sister snapped a picture. “And I like it when you grab my…Continue reading "Photos and Yummy Tags"
Posted by Tudor on Apr 18, 2005 in Various Positions
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Eleven Sentences About You
Again: I’ve been growing an almost moustache-less beard since Easter. I look like a lesbian though. My cunt started to speak. I’m pretty much screwed. I still want that magic wand. A little while ago I was seriously wanting to…Continue reading "Eleven Sentences About You"
Posted by Tudor on Apr 17, 2005 in Sentences About You
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Sewage and Photographs
Laura now has a camera and that she puts to good use. Yesterday we were playing chess at William’s when a nice man stopped by to deliver a package. Inside his inconspicuous box we found a little camera that…Continue reading "Sewage and Photographs"
Posted by Tudor on Apr 16, 2005 in Friends & Lovers
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Smoking on Campus
Laurier wants to banish smokers from campus. Apparently, the existing smoking policy doesn’t work, but instead of experimenting with other alternatives the administration is trying to ban puffing outright. While other universities created special smoking bunkers, Laurier is all…Continue reading "Smoking on Campus"
Posted by Tudor on Apr 15, 2005 in Politics
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A Mouthful of Death
When he came back from Scotland, we went for a walk on the edge of town (me in my rubber boots) and he told me to hate people. “There are lots of competitive assholes out there,” he said, “destroying…Continue reading "A Mouthful of Death"
Posted by Tudor on Apr 14, 2005 in Here & There
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Softly Ending
April is the month for goodbyes. In 10 days I’m leaving Laurier forever, and my heart is filled with bitterness and nostalgia, love and hate, memories and regrets. It’s about fucking time I graduate, but I’ll miss this messed up…Continue reading "Softly Ending"
Posted by Tudor on Apr 13, 2005 in Ideas & Images
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Good Times Ahead
Your bottle cap said, “There are good times ahead.” I’m not sure it can get much better. For five hours I hung on the edge of an orgasm, arms twitching, eyes shut in abandon, cock and asshole alive and…Continue reading "Good Times Ahead"
Posted by Tudor on Apr 12, 2005 in Friends & Lovers
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Sunday Supper
I met her parents for the first time this Sunday and managed to spend an entire evening with them without once becoming offensive or taking off my clothes. It wasn’t easy. Around Laura I act outrageously: I swear; I…Continue reading "Sunday Supper"
Posted by Tudor on Apr 11, 2005 in Friends & Lovers
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Rubber Boots and Hot Ass
When the mood strikes me, I can be romantic as fuck: “Wanna go down to the river and pick up garbage on a Saturday afternoon?” I asked. “You’re crazy,” she said looking at me strangely. I thought she’ll finally…Continue reading "Rubber Boots and Hot Ass"
Posted by Tudor on Apr 09, 2005 in Here & There
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How to Stain Shirts
Though you didn’t go to her party, Carly still gave you a pink shirt that makes you feel more manly than you really are. Today you’re seeing Laura — dress in pink. And after drinks on patios, kisses on…Continue reading "How to Stain Shirts"
Posted by Tudor on Apr 08, 2005 in How To
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What Happens Now?
My days are now filled with dying roses, bike rides to new cities, smacks in the face, kisses on cannons, orgasms in basements, lunches and tears, searches for herpes, cruelty in diners, places of anguish, smells, sweat, talks of…Continue reading "What Happens Now?"
Posted by Tudor on Apr 07, 2005 in Various Positions
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Volunteer Appreciation
WLUSU and WLUSP, Laurier’s student-owned corporations, feed me and waltzed me this weekend to show me how much they love me for volunteering with them this year. You can tell a lot about an organization from the way it appreciates…Continue reading "Volunteer Appreciation"
Posted by Tudor on Apr 04, 2005 in Politics
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Genocide and Minimalist Gods
The third annual Interdisciplinary Arts Conference was a mess of interesting and conflicting theories on the nature of god and evil. Early in the morning a computer engineer from UWO tried to convince us that God was information. The whole…Continue reading "Genocide and Minimalist Gods"
Posted by Tudor on Apr 03, 2005 in Ideas & Images
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Nothing
The day brought no acceptance letters, just an endless stream of coffee, urine, and angry masturbation in empty basements. Thus, aside from the pseudo-rejection, it wasn’t much different from other days. More soon ……Continue reading "Nothing"
Posted by Tudor on Apr 01, 2005 in Various Positions
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