Continental My Ass

June 19, 2005

When did the word “continental” become synonymous with shitty? The continental breakfast I’m served each morning consists of a piece of rotten toast; the continental work shift is just slightly more hideous than the graveyard shift; and I don’t much like that continental drift either.

Posted by Tudor at 08:32 AM in Various Positions | TrackBack

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When did you become a cranky old man? Eat your rotten toast, cranks, and go see some strippers or do some gambling (you are in Windsor, yes?). Hahaha, see you soon.

Posted by: Laura on June 19, 2005 at 08:51 AM

Sorry Darling,

They asked me to move to Windsor. I’m moving here permanently. I was going to say no but they bribed me with strippers … and continental breakfasts.

Posted by: Tudor on June 19, 2005 at 05:44 PM

NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Laura on June 19, 2005 at 05:54 PM

I hate to interrupt this beautiful tale of love-torn angst (and strippers!!), but I have never eaten a satisfactory continental breakfast either. For me, the term usually means “old bagels and cereal without milk”. Yeah!

Posted by: Clemens on June 19, 2005 at 07:56 PM

…sometimes includes a piece of month old fruit as well

Posted by: karen on June 19, 2005 at 10:23 PM

Breakfast is the shittiest food to eat, other than cereal everything is gross, eggs, sausage, and other greasey stuff, yuck.

Posted by: dino on June 19, 2005 at 10:52 PM
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