Fish Aye

July 28, 2005

When I took out my new fisheye lens from its cage, you said, “Here, take a picture of a picture and feed it into your machine.” You looked so beautiful and distorted sitting naked on my floor, holding my picture, that I started to believe that beauty cannot exist without distortion.

That was just the beginning — now the fisheye lens consumes my body, my purple mornings, my medicine cabinet. I’m letting it distort my entire world and I’m loving it.

Posted by Tudor at 06:46 PM in Ideas & Images | TrackBack

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beautiful.

Posted by: stacey on July 28, 2005 at 07:45 PM

Hmm!
That purplemorningshot is quite the terrifying colourlook!

Posted by: Trevor on July 28, 2005 at 09:02 PM

hey, did you know that if you put horizons (or where your floor meets the wall) at the midpoint of your fisheye, it becomes a straight line? depends on what you’re looking to do with your photos tho…

Posted by: Visionary Indian Friend on July 29, 2005 at 01:20 PM

the horizontal line is pretty cool. but what’s even cooler is what happens when you stretch the sides, as I’ll show you shortly. and do you have a fisheye lens yet?

And trevor, if you’re even in waterloo we should get naked in my purple bathroom in the morning. it’s … umm … exciting!

Posted by: Tudor on July 29, 2005 at 04:59 PM

I thought that purple was supposed to mean ‘sexual frustration’… at least, that was the silly conotation behind it in highschool(:

Posted by: spindriftdancer on July 29, 2005 at 08:08 PM

every colour means “sexual frustration” in highschool!

Posted by: Tudor on July 29, 2005 at 08:15 PM

I love the smell of hard-on in the morning.
Smells like… dicktory.

Posted by: Trevor on August 02, 2005 at 12:23 AM
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