You and Your Purple Veggies
August 06, 2005
At the market today, we asked the Mennonite girl about her peculiar vegetables. “What the fuck is going on here?” We said, picking up the purple peppers and mutant eggplants.
“That’s an eggplant,” she said. “The other one is a pepper that colour between red and green.”
“They’re not supposed to look like this,” I said, but she wouldn’t budge. At that point, I threw her down to the ground and said, “Call me uncle!” “Stop it, that hurts,” she said as I poured honey on her shoes.
(Note: this is my first and only attempt to provide Corwin with the Mennonite/honey porn he’s been craving.)
Posted by Tudor at 05:33 PM in Blogathon 2005 | TrackBackWho knows what dirty thoughts are contained within her bonnet.
Was she selling any melons?
Posted by: corwin on August 06, 2005 at 05:42 PMhow ‘bout: “how to spell karen” — k A r e n
:)
Posted by: karen on August 06, 2005 at 06:30 PMthat was supposed to be in the previous entry (ah well)
Posted by: karen on August 06, 2005 at 06:33 PMthose are sicilian eggplants, and supposed to look like that :P
Posted by: Nicole on August 07, 2005 at 05:48 PM