Spunk
October 19, 2005
Alysia only made two simple requests when I started hidding out in her house: don’t spunk on the couch and stop talking about hard-ons. Umm. I’m afraid I violated both of her wishes.
You see, the morning was full of tears. “I want to go to Japan,” I said. “I’m scared,” she said. “You’d do the same if you were me,” I said. And somehow a veil of tears lead to naked embraces on the ugly couch in Alysia’s livingroom, hair pulled in abandon.
Posted by Tudor at 08:02 PM in Friends & Lovers | TrackBackShhhhh!!!! Shut up, you fool!
Posted by: Laura on October 19, 2005 at 09:02 PMTudor, if you seriously are thinking of going to Japan, do it man! I’m assuming you ‘re thinking of teaching ESL for a year to make money and travel? Anyway, best of luck to you in whatever route you ultimately decide.
Posted by: Curious Onlooker on October 19, 2005 at 09:38 PMhahahah! oh dear :)
I’ve had roomates like you — I think it was whipped cream though…
Posted by: karen on October 19, 2005 at 09:38 PMTudor, if you seriously are thinking of going to Japan, do it man! I’m assuming you ‘re thinking of teaching ESL for a year to make money and travel? Anyway, best of luck to you in whatever route you ultimately decide.
Posted by: Curious Onlooker on October 19, 2005 at 09:39 PMTudor, if you seriously are thinking of going to Japan, don’t do it, man! I’m assuming you’re not thinking of teaching ESL for a year but rather a male gigalo? Anyway, go to hell, whatever, you ultimate douche.
Satire?
Posted by: corwin on October 19, 2005 at 10:46 PMEWWWWWWWWWWWW NO MORE COUCH PRIVLEDGES!
Posted by: ikabod on October 19, 2005 at 11:20 PMDude, this is like worse than telling someone you spizzed on their couch, it’s like announcing it and revelling in it in front of them. hahaha.
Posted by: Jason on October 20, 2005 at 02:22 AMCorrection: there is no splooge/spunk/spizz on the couch!
Posted by: Laura on October 20, 2005 at 10:03 AMstill…that’s gross…at least there were no pictures of his penis to accompany this post though…
Posted by: captainpoultry on October 20, 2005 at 11:16 AMAt least… not yet. :D
Posted by: Jason on October 20, 2005 at 01:45 PMOh fuck man, that would be a total dealbreaker.
Not too mention the couch will probably be disintegrated next time you want to use it, from all the bleach Sherry will be blasting it with.
Posted by: sra on October 20, 2005 at 07:24 PMThere is no splooge on the couch!! I repeat, no sploodge on the goddamn couch! Geez, we’re not that disrespectful. Seriously. Really, it is my couch after all, and I wouldn’t want to be dealing with a mess like that!
Yeesh.
he he… you said SPLOOOGE. And it is Laura’s couch… plus blanket.
“penis makes me stupid” lol that will be funny till the end of time. That and “big ups Nelly McClung”
Posted by: Sherry on October 21, 2005 at 01:46 AM