Pee
December 03, 2005
“Summer came and went,” I said, “and I still haven’t peed in your yard.”
“You’re some kind of strange animal,” she assured me.
“I can do it now.”
“We have neighbours,” she said, at which point I rushed into the yard in my underwear and let out a long stream of urine in the snow bank. By the time I was done I managed to spell my name and my balls were frozen.
Henceforth, the neighbours will fear my presence.
Posted by Tudor at 11:31 PM in Various Positions | TrackBackYou did what now? DUDE you need to put signs up that say “don’t walk where I pissed” or better yet DON’T PISS IN THE YARD! and you wonder why people get angry
Posted by: Ikabod on December 04, 2005 at 02:15 AMYeah, and a sign that says, “Don’t eat yellow snow.” Eeewy.
Posted by: jules on December 04, 2005 at 01:24 PMYep, you’re a strange animal
Posted by: Laura on December 04, 2005 at 02:35 PMI have a bag of fx snow, it is yellow and when it comes in contact with snow it melts. I should have got the other colours as well, oh well.
Posted by: deandean on December 04, 2005 at 02:57 PMHow come dogs and drunk girls are allowed to pee in our yard but not Tudors? If you prick us, do we not bleed?
Posted by: Tudor on December 04, 2005 at 08:46 PMI think you should have written Laura’s name in the snow…
Posted by: Megan on December 04, 2005 at 08:46 PM