Let’s Summarize The Mystery Murder

March 16, 2006

The story started like this: It was the night of the Anti-Box Social, an annual dinner event for Laurier students and their friends to mock and ridicule the needy and the poor.

“Jesus fuck, another self-involved narrative?” the real Sherry interjected. “My friends are narcissistic assholes who only write about themselves.”

We ignored her excellent observation and proceeded to kill Greg Smith.

Tudor Jason Morris Sherry

Afterwards, we all delighted in our deeds. Look:

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The gorey details! (characters do not represent exactly what I think of people - don’t get pissed at me).

Posted by: corwin on March 17, 2006 at 03:19 AM

Sounds… scary…

Posted by: spindriftdancer on March 17, 2006 at 02:34 PM
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