How To Get Nowhere Fast
April 09, 2006
If you’re ever locked out of your car in front of the best gas station ever (the place that has showers, restaurants, truckers, televisions, and cheap gas), blame it on Laura. You still get flustered whenever she makes out with you in parking lots and you forget things. Like birthdays. Phone numbers. And keys in the ignition.
Give her dirty looks and say, “Why the hell did you make me forget the keys in the car?!” If she feels sorry for you, she’ll dig into her pockets to produce her CAA card. She’ll use this to summon burly men who will come from the darkness and break into your car.
Yeah, she’s awesome like that.
Posted by Tudor at 01:46 AM in How To | TrackBackHey, man. I quit my job and am surfing my life into an early grave. Would you consider getting hammered with me sometime.
I have a constant bender that’s been going on since my last day of work.
You can drop me a line by email, if you like.
Posted by: Bryan Scott on April 10, 2006 at 01:05 AMquitting jobs is awesome! we should definitely go for drinks as soon as I get myself to Toronto!
will drop lines :)
Posted by: Tudor on April 10, 2006 at 07:43 PMunemployment gets boring after a while :(
Posted by: Captain Poultry on April 11, 2006 at 11:05 AM