I never tried smelling my pee, so i don’t know if the asparagus did anything to it. I ate some more tonight, but I doubt that I will smell my pee this time, either.

What is that ? What makes that smell? What is asparagus made of, anyway?

Wikipedia blames “various sulfur-containing degradation products (e.g. thiols and thioesters).” I think that’s bullshit.

God created asparagus and urine and humans, and it’s God who makes your pee smell.

Nah, it’s because you touch yourself at night. Don’t believe anything Regan “quotes.”

You would know if your pee smelled funny.. It is pretty hard to miss.
The next time I go to have to go pee in a cup I am going to eat a combination of asparagus and beats the night before just to make my urine more interesting the next day.

As I said that very night, PEE IS NOT SUPPOSED TO SMELL NICE. So eat all the asparagus you want.

Tudor do have any more pictures? I know I was quite hammered but I thought you took a whole bunch… and thanks for the beer(s) (the one I drank and the one I smashed on the ground with the pineapple)

Hahaha — Megan, you should have a urine competition with your friends to see whose urine smells the most interesting (I’m certainly going to organize such a competition with my friends).

And Mishy, I’ll post some more pictures tomorrow — some didn’t come out great because I have shaky hands (I’ll email you when they’re up).

it appears you have been reading Tom Robbins, as he does pen some fabulosity concerning the effect of asparagus on urine and how it makes us feel about the opposite sex…..of course, me being of the same sex as you (or close to it), i really have no business making such a comment…..

i cuss, you cuss, we all cuss, for asparagus