July 13, 2006

Because I always wanted to look like a pretentious fuck, I bought a fedora at a hipster store in London. Afterwards, I ran out of the store waving my new hat and shoved it on Laura’s head. “Laura-Fedora looks like poopy pants,” I screamed.

I was so happy with my hat that for the rest of the day day I wore nothing but 1920’s headgear and a smile.