August 17, 2006

I have had *severe* seborrhoeic dermatitis ever since I hit puberty.

And all this time I thought it was just me that was hot in the pants region.

Fuck shit cock ass motherfucking cunt whore and various other satisfyingly crude expletives!

I could kiss the Japanese for their crumbled empire, retracting in defeat to their diminutive isle fifty-ish years ago and leaving the Korean work-horse to declare a national holiday in proud response.

But I like guitar hero better.

I don’t like teenage girls. I don’t like teenage boys either.

Awkward naked moments be damned, I like to think we bond over Bon Jovi.

I am sleeping with my puppy.

I‘m gonna take a trip to pick up some ice cream, and smother it in whipped cream and have me a treat! You could have a treat too, maybe.

I need love, baby love, and not trouble.

I‘ll be having a Corwin Isn’t Getting Married reception immediately after I don’t get married.