September 2006 Archives
Sound Bites
We’re finally connected to the world again. We woke up one bright morning to find an abundance of wires slithering along our floors (wires loaded with internets), and at least a dozen pink phones ringing happily. Pink phones are…Continue reading "Sound Bites"
Posted by Tudor on Sep 28, 2006 in Various Positions
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Flashback to the Spring of our Lives
Spring and early summer felt something like this: …Continue reading "Flashback to the Spring of our Lives"
Posted by Tudor on Sep 25, 2006 in Ideas & Images
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Consequences of Moving: Garbage Bags In Windows
We were goddamn excited at first — the apartment was endless and smelled like fresh paint and polished floors. I swang her through the open doorways and zigzagged across the empty rooms pointing out minute details. “Look! We get five…Continue reading "Consequences of Moving: Garbage Bags In Windows"
Posted by Tudor on Sep 22, 2006 in Various Positions
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Consequences of Moving: Naked Bums
We finished moving the last box into the apartment on a sweaty Sunday afternoon, but it took me until this Thursday to find a clean pair of underwear among the scatter of boxes and bags. Consequently, the last few days…Continue reading "Consequences of Moving: Naked Bums"
Posted by Tudor on Sep 21, 2006 in Various Positions
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Invade New Spaces. Be Free.
The girl and I found an apartment on the edge of town. It’s not much — just a tiny place with freshly painted walls and a rusty balcony. But this weekend we’re moving in and furnishing the empty rooms with…Continue reading "Invade New Spaces. Be Free."
Posted by Tudor on Sep 15, 2006 in Various Positions
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My Weakness is My Lack of Strenght
For the last three months I’ve been perfecting my ascetic aesthetic, but it was only yesterday at 5:30 in the afternoon that I realize how feeble I’ve grown over this time. You see, I got roped into joining a…Continue reading "My Weakness is My Lack of Strenght"
Posted by Tudor on Sep 14, 2006 in Various Positions
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I’ll Tell You Four Little Secrets
I am a wind turbine. I can jump higher than your mom. Vertical stripes make me constipated. I know clowns that kill — they thought me fear….Continue reading "I'll Tell You Four Little Secrets"
Posted by Tudor on Sep 11, 2006 in Various Positions
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And You Shall Be Onto Me Great Eaters of Corn
“Let’s hold on to the last, dying moments of summer,” I said. We got into the car and sped towards nowhere. The day was cloudy and cool, but just to spite the stormclouds we stopped often in the middle…Continue reading "And You Shall Be Onto Me Great Eaters of Corn"
Posted by Tudor on Sep 10, 2006 in Various Positions
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Man With No Pants And Big Lenses
As it turns out, the City of Kitchener builds surprisingly solid chain-linked fences. Thus, the eight-feet tall monstrosity they planted around the Kiwanis swimming pool in the name of public safety proved to be a bitch to climb. It…Continue reading "Man With No Pants And Big Lenses"
Posted by Tudor on Sep 07, 2006 in Here & There
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We’re All So Meta
Outside it rained quietly. The orange hatchback we rode in zipped across the wet country roads, roads which now smelled like wet asphalt and cow shit. The rain made us sleepy and silent, our heads filled with remnants of dreams….Continue reading "We're All So Meta"
Posted by Tudor on Sep 06, 2006 in Various Positions
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How To Make Coffee
Wake up early on a bright August morning, limbs wrapped around your lover’s naked body. The bed will smell like warmth and memories, her skin will taste like kisses, and eventually even the tips of your fingers will burn…Continue reading "How To Make Coffee"