December 2006 Archives
Movie Reruns!
I finally got around to transplanting my videos onto Google. Here are some reruns of the shorts I like:…Continue reading "Movie Reruns!"
Posted by Tudor on Dec 29, 2006 in Various Positions
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Santa Isn’t A Vengeful Bastard
I tried my best to make Baby Jesus cry over the last few weeks, but despite being a total jerk about this whole Christmas thing, Santa still brought me toys. This year I got a doggy that flips around…Continue reading "Santa Isn't A Vengeful Bastard"
Posted by Tudor on Dec 28, 2006 in Various Positions
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Christmas Bear Attack!
And for Christmas this year, I give you a touching story about bears. And love: And in case you missed it, my Advent Calendar is almost complete. Ho-ho-ho….Continue reading "Christmas Bear Attack!"
Posted by Tudor on Dec 23, 2006 in Ideas & Images
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Cambridge is so Different without its Tall Statues
Martin, Suz and I shared a surreal breakfast in Cambridge: church basements filled with checkered tables; grannies serving apple cider and dumplings; lonely men demanding plastic bags. “Fucking fuck I need a fucking shopping!” The grannies had no choice…Continue reading "Cambridge is so Different without its Tall Statues"
Posted by Tudor on Dec 22, 2006 in Here & There
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Sicky Monkey
Laura spent her days off work puking and nursing a fever. To make her feel batter, I made her sleep on the couch, while I, filled with infinite compassion, sprawled across our bed. I know this sounds harsh, but she…Continue reading "Sicky Monkey"
Posted by Tudor on Dec 18, 2006 in Various Positions
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Fishy Day
“This is Fred,” I said. Laura just smiled. Fred, the frozen mackerel, plopped himself into a frying pan and his flesh exploded into dozens of blistering tumors. “Oh, look at poor Fred,” I said. “Once he swam in velvety…Continue reading "Fishy Day"
Posted by Tudor on Dec 14, 2006 in Various Positions
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Christmas Joy
This year I’ve been so excited about Christmas that I’ve decided to start an advent calendar. But unlike most advent calendars, this one contains no sweets. Instead, it features photos of me showing my Christ Love. I’m only now…Continue reading "Christmas Joy"
Posted by Tudor on Dec 10, 2006 in Ideas & Images
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The Swamp Monster
So the other day I was running through the forest naked. There was snow everywhere and I was all happy and shit. Then I fell into a swamp. It sounds crazy, I know, but it’s true — I have photos…Continue reading "The Swamp Monster"
Posted by Tudor on Dec 07, 2006 in Various Positions
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One of Those Days When The Whole World Smells Like Rich, Rotting Meat
On a November day with endless, blue skies, my Visionary Indian Friend and I disappeared in the hills near Milton. The forest smelled like decay and charred meat, and we talked about girls and sorrow. He told me what…Continue reading "One of Those Days When The Whole World Smells Like Rich, Rotting Meat"
Posted by Tudor on Dec 03, 2006 in Here & There
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