December 23, 2010

Ryder and I drove to the vast, white North for Meat Rainbow festivities last weekend.

“Listen Ryder, everyone is made out of meat,” I said. “Meat and deliciousness.” Ryder put on her Santa hat and we feasted like kings. We also pretended to be peasants in an agrarian age. Yes!

It’s funny seeing people at Meat Rainbows over the years. Everyone is getting married, having children, finishing PhDs. Shit is getting pretty real. We are all gazing into the past and into the future through some sort of curtain made out of meat.

So, this would be a good time to look back at the year. Considering that 2009 was the shittiest of years, 2010 was just spectacular:

• Moved above a hair salon. The lady downstairs cuts my hair and tells me I’m balding.
• Babysat a giant furball for a few months.
• Went on roadtrips with puppies. Camped in the mountains.
• Visited Sarah and oceans. The wind rushed across empty beaches blinding us.
• Turned 30. Got a new twodoor Tudor car all in an effort to avoid a midlife crisis.
• New friends. That girl Keren cracks me up. Annia helped me shoot weddings!
• Sherry and Regan got married. And I cried almost the entire time.
• My dream of living in a trailer park came true.
• Grew a badass moustache for movember.

And if that’s no awesome enough, the couch I ordered online from Costco finally arrived. It is also my new bed. Let’s have sleepovers!